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Best Funny Quotes About Life

Best Funny Quotes About Life
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The human brain is a funny thing: it’s very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential. Ray Stevens

Is everything funny? For me, yes. There’s a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there’s something in there that’ll make you laugh. Kevin Hart

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. Bill Murray

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can’t get rid of. Calvin Trillin

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. Jerry Stiller

Hurried and worried until we’re buried, and there’s no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all. George M. Cohan

I haven’t done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny. Maisie Williams

Comedians don’t laugh. They’re too busy analyzing why it’s funny or not. James Lipton

What I like about the jokes, to me it’s a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won’t be funny. Steven Wright

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. George Orwell

I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job. Christian Bale

At the end of the day it’s got to be a good movie, it’s got to be a funny movie, and it’s got to make people think, ‘Hey, I couldn’t have spent my time any better.’ Tom Hanks

If something is shocking without being funny it’s hard to justify. Seth MacFarlane

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children. Michael Morpurgo

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. David Ogilvy

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. William Arthur Ward

Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go. Dave Chappelle

I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go. Gertrude Stein

I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that communion is not for perfect people but for hungry people. Greg Boyle

I’m very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things. Chandler Parsons

What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny – but when I do it, it’s not? Sam Kinison

When people say ‘Charlie Chaplin’ I still think now of the guy in the moustache and bowler hat and funny walk – I don’t think of an old man who was my grandfather. Oona Chaplin

Don’t send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. P. J. O’Rourke

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. Stephen King

‘Come out’ is so funny to me because I’ve never been in. Adam Lambert

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world. Arthur Smith

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. Leonardo DiCaprio

People think it’s funny that I enjoy dreaming so much. I just use it as a form of entertainment. It’s very private. I don’t see my dreams as separate. I mean, half the time I’m wandering around dreaming anyway. Robert Smith

Do you know, it’s funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. Stevie Wonder

Wikipedia is just an incredible thing. It is fact-encirclingly huge, and it is idiosyncratic, careful, messy, funny, shocking and full of simmering controversies – and it is free, and it is fast. Nicholson Baker

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