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Funny Confucius Quotes About Life

Funny Confucius Quotes About Life
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The funny thing is people won’t let me pay for things. I’ll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, ‘Oh no, it’s on the house.’ Richard Branson

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don’t know. I mean, how can you tell? Andy Warhol

It’s funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy. Hedy Lamarr

I call myself the Amusement Park. That’s because I’m funny and scary at the same time. Terry Crews

There’s only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. Jeff Garlin

When I’m being funny, I try not to offend. I don’t think much of what I’ve done has been in really ghastly taste. I don’t think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them. Kurt Vonnegut

As a kid, I thought of myself as a funny person who secretly wanted to be serious, but now I think maybe I’m a serious person who secretly wants to be funny. Noah Baumbach

I don’t know, maybe I’m immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she’s in the shower. Daniel Tosh

I don’t say things to be offensive; I say things because they’re funny to me. It amuses me. Marilyn Manson

My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice. Kendall Jenner

In my circle of friends, I’ve always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don’t want the spotlight on me. Rosie Perez

When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, ‘Oh, man!’ I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side. Robin Williams

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you’re not funny, then you’re probably not funny. Sarah Silverman

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you’re not funny, then you’re probably not funny. Sarah Silverman

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny. Rachel Dratch

Maybe people don’t see me as believable playing a person of today. I guess I’m just more realistic in a corset and funny hairstyles. Katie McGrath

I’m obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness. Tom Baker

The ‘Billionaire’ song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It’s funny. Bill Gates

I just love carbs. And when I’m on vacation I definitely allow myself carbs, so it’s always funny when people are like, ‘Oh my gosh, you look great in your bikini.’ I’m like, ‘If you only knew what I had for breakfast!’ Ashley Tisdale

Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny. Norm MacDonald

There’s been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed. Neneh Cherry

I didn’t plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it’s juvenile, but that’s me. Jimmy Carr

I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice. Woody Allen

Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, ‘Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.’ Ron Funches

I think it’s one of those funny things – sometimes you’re not really friends with somebody until you’ve gotten into a good fight, and I think that’s the situation with Superman and Batman. Mark Valley

I got a lot of support from my parents. That’s the one thing I always appreciated. They didn’t tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. Jim Carrey

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others’ discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it’s funny. Shah Rukh Khan

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny…’ Isaac Asimov

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. Dr. Seuss

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