Funny Facebook Quotes About Life Rare Collection

Presenting you the Funny Facebook Quotes About Life Rare Collection.yesterday i saw an ad on my timeline that was about the funny quotes i opened that link and  i found some amazing quotes.I asked them that can i share these qutoes on my website and they said that ok but don’t change our name.I said ok and then i published the post of Funny Facebook Quotes About Life on my website.You guys must read these quotes below.

Funny Facebook Quotes About Life

Funny Facebook Quotes About Life
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. Will Rogers

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. Quentin Crisp

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. Spike Milligan

I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Woody Allen

TV is chewing gum for the eyes. Frank Lloyd Wright

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. Lenny Bruce

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain’t funny! Mitch Hedberg

And remember, it’s also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy. Fran Drescher

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. Lewis Mumford

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they’re home. I’m that way at Saks. Caroline Rhea

Never floss with a stranger. Joan Rivers

Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. Robert A. Heinlein

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’ Demetri Martin

A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children. David Brenner

Reality continues to ruin my life. Bill Watterson

There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it. Dennis Miller

There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity. Vladimir Nabokov

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. Lewis Mumford

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’ Claude Pepper

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? Margaret Smith

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. Don Marquis

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. Warren Buffett

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. H. L. Mencken

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? H. L. Mencken

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. Erma Bombeck

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. P. G. Wodehouse

Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder? Don Rickles

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. Yogi Berra

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? Abraham Lincoln

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