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Presenting you the Funny Quotes About Life And Love Rare Collection.Life is full of joy and happiness live it like today is your last day. Obviously you would like to spend that day the best day of your life, same is the case is with your life spend it like the best way. Enjoy reading these Funny Quotes About Life And Love and tell me about your thoughts in the comment section.

Funny Quotes About Life And Love

Funny Quotes About Life And Love
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria – not necessarily by choice – but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren’t there. Zach Galifianakis

When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, ‘Oh, man!’ I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side. Robin Williams

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others’ discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it’s funny. Shah Rukh Khan

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny…’ Isaac Asimov

I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I’m funny, and I’m a good person. Pink

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you’re not funny, then you’re probably not funny. Sarah Silverman

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you’re not funny, then you’re probably not funny. Sarah Silverman

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny. Rachel Dratch

Maybe people don’t see me as believable playing a person of today. I guess I’m just more realistic in a corset and funny hairstyles. Katie McGrath

I’m screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I’m funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that’s appreciated by young people. Kurt Vonnegut

Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in. Hank Azaria

I’m not that good looking. That’s why ‘Gangnam Style’ works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it’s just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it’s funny. Psy

There’s a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn’t nice, but grumpy is funny. Rick Wakeman

When I’m being funny, I try not to offend. I don’t think much of what I’ve done has been in really ghastly taste. I don’t think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them. Kurt Vonnegut

As a kid, I thought of myself as a funny person who secretly wanted to be serious, but now I think maybe I’m a serious person who secretly wants to be funny. Noah Baumbach

I’m obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness. Tom Baker

The ‘Billionaire’ song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It’s funny. Bill Gates

I just love carbs. And when I’m on vacation I definitely allow myself carbs, so it’s always funny when people are like, ‘Oh my gosh, you look great in your bikini.’ I’m like, ‘If you only knew what I had for breakfast!’ Ashley Tisdale

Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny. Norm MacDonald

There’s been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed. Neneh Cherry

I didn’t plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it’s juvenile, but that’s me. Jimmy Carr

I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice. Woody Allen

Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, ‘Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.’ Ron Funches

I think it’s one of those funny things – sometimes you’re not really friends with somebody until you’ve gotten into a good fight, and I think that’s the situation with Superman and Batman. Mark Valley

I got a lot of support from my parents. That’s the one thing I always appreciated. They didn’t tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. Jim Carrey

I don’t know, maybe I’m immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she’s in the shower. Daniel Tosh

I don’t say things to be offensive; I say things because they’re funny to me. It amuses me. Marilyn Manson

My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice. Kendall Jenner

In my circle of friends, I’ve always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don’t want the spotlight on me. Rosie Perez

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