Funny Quotes About Life Lessons Rare Collections

Presenting you the Funny Quotes About Life Lessons Rare Collections.you will be agree with me when i say that lessons is another name of life.Because the nature of humans is that they learn from examples,failures. So that person who could not learn a lesson from the mistakes he made that person is foolish and can never be successful in his life.Must read these Funny Quotes About Life Lessons and share your thoughts in the comments below.

Funny Quotes About Life Lessons

Funny Quotes About Life Lessons
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I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time. Charles M. Schulz

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse. Thomas Szasz

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. Tommy Cooper

People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant. Ellen DeGeneres

If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat! Demetri Martin

I like children – fried. W. C. Fields

Include me out. Samuel Goldwyn

Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name. Milton Berle

If at first you don’t succeed, blame your parents. Marcelene Cox

Men are only as loyal as their options. Bill Maher

I’m kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. James Brown

I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly

Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. Robert Orben

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. Alexander Woollcott

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later. Louis Aragon

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for. Will Rogers

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. Joan Rivers

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. George Eliot

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. Robin Williams

Never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate. Dave Barry

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? Lily Tomlin

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three. Laurence J. Peter

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? Laurence J. Peter

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. Fred Allen

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. George Burns

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