Funny Quotes About Love And Life Rare Collection

Read these amazing Funny Quotes About Love And Life Rare Collection.Love is very important part of life.It depends which type of love you need because a son need love from mother a husband need love from her wife and a father need live from his sons and daughters.You must go through from these Funny Quotes About Love And Life Rare Collection and let me know your thoughts in the comments below.

Funny Quotes About Love And Life

Funny Quotes About Love And Life
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I have an unfortunate personality. Orson Welles

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. Steve Martin

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. Mel Brooks

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. Rodney Dangerfield

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. Tommy Cooper

Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name. Milton Berle

If at first you don’t succeed, blame your parents. Marcelene Cox

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. Alexander Woollcott

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later. Louis Aragon

People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant. Ellen DeGeneres

If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat! Demetri Martin

I like children – fried. W. C. Fields

Include me out. Samuel Goldwyn

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else? James Thurber

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. Robert Benchley

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? Lily Tomlin

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. Laurence J. Peter

Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. James A. Garfield

I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name. Paula Poundstone

Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. Jerry Lewis

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. Arthur C. Clarke

I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time. Charles M. Schulz

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse. Thomas Szasz

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for. Will Rogers

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. Joan Rivers

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. George Eliot

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. Robin Williams

Never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx

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