Funny Quotes And Sayings About Life Rare Collection

Here comes the Funny Quotes And Sayings About Life Rare Collection .This collection is collected from rare sources that are not available in public.These are some funny sayings that you can read for little laughter.My advice for you is to read these complete Funny Quotes and sayings about life and share your thoughts in the comments below.

Funny Quotes and sayings about life

Funny Quotes And Sayings About Life
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Every man has a sane spot somewhere. Robert Louis Stevenson

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I’m afraid it did. Bette Davis

Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. Josh Billings

There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice. Lewis Black

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. Wilson Mizner

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. Chevy Chase

Why don’t you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. P. G. Wodehouse

If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. William Lyon Phelps

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. Anthony Burgess

So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? Christina Aguilera

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. Steven Wright

Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. George Carlin

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long. Ogden Nash

The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! Jerry Seinfeld

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. Norman Wisdom

I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons. Douglas Adams

I’d never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. Mercedes McCambridge

What after all, is a halo? It’s only one more thing to keep clean. Christopher Fry

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. Tracey Ullman

I may be a living legend, but that sure don’t help when I’ve got to change a flat tire. Roy Orbison

The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes. William Feather

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. David Lee Roth

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover’s lane holding his own hand. Fred Allen

You see much more of your children once they leave home. Lucille Ball

Instant gratification takes too long. Carrie Fisher

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. Samuel Butler

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. Mae West

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading. Logan Pearsall Smith

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