Short Funny Quotes About Life Rare Collection

Here we come with Short Funny Quotes About Life Rare Collection a great and unique collection of funny quotes.This collection is about short quotes but as know that small things can do very big works similarly short quotes are infact short but they are hiding a lot of information in themselves.I would like to show you these Short Funny Quotes About Life below.Must read them and share with your friends.

Short Funny Quotes About Life

Short Funny Quotes About Life
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. George Burns

I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren’t any rules, how could you break them? Leo Durocher

He looks as though he’s been weaned on a pickle. Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I’m thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. Paula Poundstone

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. Bob Hope

The tax collector must love poor people, he’s creating so many of them. Bill Vaughan

Every dogma has its day. Anthony Burgess

I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often – but I’m well preserved. Rose Kennedy

I saw a stationery store move. Jay London

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Laurence J. Peter

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. E. B. White

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends. Walt Whitman

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Henry A. Kissinger

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. Phyllis Diller

If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Jack Benny

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Rita Rudner

I love fools’ experiments. I am always making them. Charles Darwin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. Walt Disney

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. David Letterman

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? W. Clement Stone

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. Jay London

If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? Robin Williams

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I’ve ever met. Herb Caen

Cure for an obsession: get another one. Mason Cooley

You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them. Thomas Hardy

All my children inherited perfect pitch. Chevy Chase

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food. Raymond Chandler

Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs. Alfred Hitchcock

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