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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.- Henny Youngman

Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next pay check.- Byron Pulsifer

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.- Noel Coward

It’s Friday…any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.- Anonymous

Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.- Anonymous

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Frida.- Anonymous

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.- James Johnson

Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday?- Anonymous

Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking friday.- Anonymous

If you’re playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.- Anonymous

Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian.- Anonymous

Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s ‘Friday Night’ Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.- Anonymous

My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?’- Anonymous

Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.- Anonymous

I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already’ said No one in history, ever.- Anonymous

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.- Anonymous

I know every day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.- Anonymous

It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.- Anonymous

I’ve taught fifth-year Christmas leavers last thing on a Friday afternoon. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything.- Johann Lamont

It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.- Proverb

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind’s untidy. You’ve had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You’re sunk from a riot of relaxation._ Ogden Nash

There is a vast world of work out there in this country, where at least 111 million people are employed in this country alone–many of whom are bored out of their minds. All day long. Not for nothing is their motto TGIF — ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.- Richard Nelson Bolles

Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting._ Dr. Seuss

Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?- Anonymous

 

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